During my college experience i learned a lot of things about the world, one important fact I learned which my roommate bob didn't is not to put beer in the refrigerator space that was not yours. Somehow a few beers got drunken. I will not use spell check for this post so i guess individuals looking for free beer can count the number of English errors and get back to me on how i did and I'll buy them a beer when we to meet......
So what shall i talk about ....sip beer...OK i got it... i guess ill talk about what i really learned by going to college.......
By going to college I learned that I don't like people... Yes individuals are interesting, but the vast majority of people you meet at college are not decent people, much like high school Their minisqual problems are self absorbed and their dependence on outside sources to indulge in their self absorbed world make me want to vomit. So i'm happy with the small group of friends i retained from college, and high school..
I learned my limits to alcohol... yes people go to college and have nights where they just get sloppy drunk and waddle around the street until they pass out.. I had those nights, but I've learned not to have these nights when driving a car.... I guess it pays to spend a good amount of money drinking at college so you don't kill yourself not knowing your limit...
There is a time for work and there is a time for play... I learned to procrastinate like a mother fucker, but when the time comes, i'll get shit done.. Scheduling your time is another important factor in going to college.
Maturing as an individual, yes i did a lot of stupid things that i shall never repeat, but the learning experience is priceless. Sometimes you have to stick your head in the toilet and flush it before you realize something was a stupid idea and college is a perfect time to exercise that experience.
Women are the best things in life, and also the worst.. the deepest of your emotions can be explored and toyed with by other individuals you let in. From the greatest mountains of ecstasy to bottomless pits of humiliation, the exploration of the opposite sex can be well..... the sum of human emotions into a finite space where a infinite amount of feelings one could experience can never be fully described because the feelings in themselves are infinite and the measurement of those feelings are deterministic, thus never the same for any individual (even when experiencing the same thing).
Taste is subjective. And individuals who can not understand that shouldn't be in college.
Your mom jokes are funny, and if you say they are old then i say your mom's old.
I learned the world often isn't fair....
Republicans suck
Democrats suck
individuals who push their own agenda and not the group of the whole are horrible individuals.
Money brings out the worst in people... It should be outlawed... But individuals will say, oh your a communist bastard, the only reason communism didn't work was because you had a dictator running the government and not a set of individuals who were set on furthering the progress of man kind.
That's what we need right now, we don't need big oil companies being like we have 20 percent profit earnings this period... i guess were making governments collapse because our goods cost too much.... oh well the individuals in that country that matter can get out and go to a stable country while the poor people can fight amongst themselves... I hate money, i hate the idea of money, i hate giving handouts to poor people, and handouts to rich people... yes if you don't know what handouts to rich people are its called the god damn mother fucking stock god damn fucking market... its simply a place where rich people can somehow make more money... and poor people don't have enough money to invest into it thus
Yes life isn't fair, so i guess i shall stop there...
Good night republic..
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