Killing Officer Reed

It was the morning of April 28th 1999, the open highway on interstate 80 allowed traffic to flow smoothly down the picture perfect day. The rolling hilltops, covered in green, streams full from the melted snow allowed for motorists to glance upon Pennsylvania's beautiful landscape and admire variety of trees that spread from mountain side to mountain side.

The speed limit is 65, but most motorists go 69-74 depending on how much they're in a hurry. You'll have the usual passing you at an increased speed, prob. one every 4 minutes, which isn't that unusual at all to see. Typically all these cars will go by un-noticed, and typically get to their destination a few minutes ahead of schedule.

On the other hand, at the end of every month in Pennsylvania certain set of individuals "police officers"needs to obtain a quota or a set amount of speed violators that travel on the Pennsylvania roads. If they were doing their job like they should be, no one would be going over the speed limit. But since they sometimes allow people to go faster then usual, and then decide on certain days to bust people for going over the speed limit not telling the public which day, it turns out to be a very profitable job that produces a decent income for the state.

On this particular day, my main man Dan is traveling down the road, he just was fired from his job and is moving his stuff from his office to his home. Of course he doesn't know what time of the month it is, he's just going his usual 8 miles per hour over the speed limit. But of course he doesn't have cruse control so at times it goes a little faster or a little slower depending on his state of mind/how often he's constantly checking his speed.

Down the road a ways officer reed just finished writing his 5th ticket of the day, he just pulled over a young lady. He smirked to himself when he saw the registration noticing it was registered to her parents and couldn't resist to ask the girl "does your parents know your driving this fast?" the young girl shrugged his shoulders in the air, stutter spoke, the reaction he was looking for. He simply wrote the ticket and let her on her way.

driving down the road a few more miles he pulled to his final nifty hiding spot before he would have to start all over again on the other side of the highway. Safely hidden away, he reaches over his seat for his krispy cream donuts and radar gun that lied adjacent to his seat. Only need a few more to meet this months quota, i guess i should of started a little earlier but this job is too easy the officer thought.

Meanwhile Dan continues driving down the road, he begins to let his mind wonder, what in the hell am i going to do now? fucking shit, that cock sucking back stabbing whore of a boss, if i only knew where he parked his car he wouldn't have any tires today. Ugh... Slightly aggravated he continues his way down the road to the tune of angry hardcore music blasting from all his windows.

Dan didn't realize it but his car was starting to approach the warning speed zone of 10-15 mph over the speed limit meaning on certain days when the police force decides to uphold the law in Pennsylvania you might get pulled over.

Up ahead officer reed was grinning ear to ear. No sooner did he sit down and get to finish his krispy cream donuts, then another speeder flies by. What idiots, can't they read the posted speed limit sign? I just feel like tearing into this guy when i get him.

The lights flash and he pulls out of his spot, Dan noticed looked at his speedometer and was instantly livid. Fucking 10 miles over and he's pulling me over? WTF? FUCK FUCK FUCK instantly turning down the radio and getting his appropriate papers ready.

Officer reed saw him pull over a yellow vw ahead of traffic and was pleased he didn't have to go that far because the turn around was just a quarter mile up ahead. He did what he usually did, found his papers, looked at the last reading on the speedometer, and started walking toward the vehicle.

Upon approaching the vehicle he noticed a bunch of boxes packed away inside the car, stopping for a brief moment to glance in he knew it wasn't college moving day so he was a little suspicious upon walking up to the individual.

Dan:"Good afternoon officer"
Officer Reed: "Good Afternoon, do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Dan did know how fast he was going but he wasn't ready to admit defeat yet. He thought for a second and said.

Dan:"Why i was going the speed limit sir"
Officer Reed:"That's not what i have here son, you were going 75 miles per hour, that's 10 miles over the speed limit."
Dan:"Oh really? man I'm sorry if i was going that fast, there must be an error with your equipment"
Officer Reed: Very unlikely, can i see your license, registration, and proof of insurance?
Dan:-hands over his materials.
Officer Reed: Looks over the information briefly outside the car... So what's in these boxes here son?
Dan: Its work related material
Officer Reed: What kind of work do you do.
Dan: Well honestly, its none of your business.
Officer Reed: Son just answer the questions and I'll get you on your way.
Dan: Sir i don't really have to be anywhere, and you honestly don't have any business with the contents of any of my belongings.
Officer Reed: Very Well...

Officer reed went back to his car and started to run the information through his onboard computer, he only found a few speeding tickets on his record, nothing major but still wondered about these boxes and how far he should push to get to take a peek.

Dan on the other hand was thinking what a cock mother fucker this guy was. I get fired from work, and i don't feel like telling that to anyone right now, especially not some nobody officer in dipset pa. WTF is he doing just give my ticket and let me get out of here.

Officer reed decided to fill out the paper work, and he slowly approached the car again, upon entering he made Dan sign the speeding ticket as a signal that he received the citation. After he received the paper officer reed asked if he could see whats inside the boxes.

Dan said: dude there my belongings, get a warrant if you want to search my shit.
Officer reed: Step out of the car sir.
Dan: what? are you serious?
Officer reed: Sir (holding his hand to his holster) please step out of the car.
Dan: Ughhh alright. Dan unbuckled his seat belt and was outside of the car.
Officer reed: Since you won't cooperate with me son I'm going to have to search this boxes under probable cause. You just had to help yourself out son. Just put your hands on the hood of the car and stay there until I'm done.
Dan: You were just going to search my boxes anyways asshole, is this how law enforcement works? you don't want someone to go through your stuff and you call that probable cause, give me a break.
Officer Reed: Shut your hole, do you know its a Friday and i can have you sent to jail for the entire weekend if i really wanted to..
Dan: At least meals would be free, and i could have the possibility of suing your ass to high heaven when your done.
Officer Reed: We'll see about that, you probably are moving some kind of drug or another. He began to look through the boxes looking for anything he could find.
Officer reed found family photos, photos of friends, and books. Pencils, computer equipment, documents, and placks.
What the fuck is all of this? Earthlink? Did you just steal all this stuff from earthlink? I'm going to have to give this company a call.
Dan:Go right ahead, i was just fired from them
Officer Reed: So you stole things from their office?
Dan: If you call my things and my work i did there, and you classify it as their things, then you'd be right officer dipset.

Officer Reed: Son are you crazy or something, what's your deal, so you got a bad rap today.
Dan: And i got a nosy officer who just destroyed a perfectly good pack job that's going to take hours to clean up.
Officer Reed: Well I can't find anything, you can go on your way.
Dan: Just what i thought fucker... you'll be hearing from my lawyer asshole.
Officer Reed: What? and that's suppose to scare me?
Dan: just go, you caused a mess already.

Officer reed got back in his car satisfied with the mess he put this asshole thought. He can't even hold down a steady job, how the hell does he think he's going to get a lawyer to fight this. He puts his car in gear drives a quarter mile down the road and waits at his turn around point for his next victim.

Dan on the other hand just stairs at his car.. All his papers, his work, thrown every which way. His books lay on the street, and his speeding ticket laying neatly on the dashboard. Mother fucker, i just wish i could kill that mother fucker. Dan quickly made a few piles in his car, and regained some order. He realized the most of this is going to have to wait so he rolled his windows up and started down the road.

If i could just see that cock sucking whore again I'd...... WTF there he is... again... does he do this all day? Is it that time of month? I mean seriously.. Theres no reason for this.. Dan slows down just in time to notice officer reeds flashers come on... Dan lays on the horn, and flips off officer reed. Officer reed noticing this hits the breaks as he pulls out, only to get hit by an oncoming tanker truck splashing his brains in the side of the grill...